My Brother is a Jackal

umbbreon:

                       butts                                       butts

                 butts                                        butts

             butts                                        butts

            butts                                        butts

          butts                                        butts

           butts                                        butts

              butts                                        butts

                    butts                                       butts

                              butts                       butts     butts                      butts　

                                          butts butts                         butts butts

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• me: closes wrong tab
• me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

cybergay:

I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU

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badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

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ieroo:

are you dumb this is how you date

flirtatious joke/hold hands/massage/confess attraction/first kiss/make out/go steady/cuddle on bed/woohoo

(Source: virtualdan, via joshbrochelle)

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

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• god: hey baby
• god: did it hurt
• god: when you fell from heaven?
• satan: you're a fucking dick